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levels/breakRoom.txt

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+The Break Room
+
+You are in a small area within the police department where officers can
+take a moment to themselves. It's equipped with a coffee machine, a fridge
+for snacks, and some comfortable seating.
+
+On the wall opposite the sink, there's a bulletin board where people often
+leave notes or messages.
+
+There's also a small table with chairs where people can sit and chat.
+
+(V)iew Bulletin Board.
+(W)rite on the Bulletin Board.
+(R)eturn to HQ.

levels/propertyRoom.txt

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+The Property Room
+
+The police department stores all their evidence, confiscated items, and
+other property taken in during investigations or arrests.
+
+This room can be a treasure trove for those looking to acquire illicit
+goods without going through official channels.
+
+The Property Clerk, Constable Daygro greets you with a sly smile.
+
+What can I get for you, officer?
+
+(C)ocaine, one gram. This is pure class and sophistication. Tastes like a hot blonde just blew cigar smoke into your face while you're drinking the best Champagne.
+(L)SD. Word is, this is the purest stuff around (99.1%). The chemist Everett makes it for us.
+(F)entanyl. You've heard rumors it has a killer buzz. Get it?
+(R)eturn to HQ.

levels/redRoom.txt

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+The Red Room is where the police department keeps all secret prostitutes, 
+strippers, black market and other things that may tickle your fancy.
+
+Constable Corrianne Worst leans over you.
+
+How can I help you, Officer Handsome?
+
+(B)uy whore.
+(F)uck whore.
+(L)ap Dance.
+(R)eturn to HQ.

levels/wife-fucked.txt

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+           , _
+           /    `
+          ((|)))))
+          ((/ a a
+          )))   >)  - YES DADDY
+         ((((._e((
+        ,--/ (-.
+       / \     /|
+      / /)(*)(*))|
+     / / )    / |
+
+You successfully hate fucked your wife.
+
+She apologizes for the cold food and wipes the
+semen from her butthole.

levels/wifey.txt

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+          //`\\
+         (/a a\)
+         (\_-_/)
+        .-~'='~-.
+       /`~`"Y"`~`\
+      / /(_ * _)\ \
+     / /  )   (  \ \
+     \ \_/\\_//\_/ /
+      \/_) '*' (_\/
+        |       |
+        |       |
+        |-------|
+
+You arrive home, but your food is cold.
+
+This makes you super mad. You need to take out your rage on someone other than a minority.
+
+1. Beat the shit out of your wife.
+2. Hate fuck your wife.
+3. Chill out bro, smoke some drugs.