diff --git a/levels/breakRoom.txt b/levels/breakRoom.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000..ea5473b --- /dev/null +++ b/levels/breakRoom.txt @@ -0,0 +1,14 @@ +The Break Room + +You are in a small area within the police department where officers can +take a moment to themselves. It's equipped with a coffee machine, a fridge +for snacks, and some comfortable seating. + +On the wall opposite the sink, there's a bulletin board where people often +leave notes or messages. + +There's also a small table with chairs where people can sit and chat. + +(V)iew Bulletin Board. +(W)rite on the Bulletin Board. +(R)eturn to HQ. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/levels/propertyRoom.txt b/levels/propertyRoom.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000..5b7fdd2 --- /dev/null +++ b/levels/propertyRoom.txt @@ -0,0 +1,16 @@ +The Property Room + +The police department stores all their evidence, confiscated items, and +other property taken in during investigations or arrests. + +This room can be a treasure trove for those looking to acquire illicit +goods without going through official channels. + +The Property Clerk, Constable Daygro greets you with a sly smile. + +What can I get for you, officer? + +(C)ocaine, one gram. This is pure class and sophistication. Tastes like a hot blonde just blew cigar smoke into your face while you're drinking the best Champagne. +(L)SD. Word is, this is the purest stuff around (99.1%). The chemist Everett makes it for us. +(F)entanyl. You've heard rumors it has a killer buzz. Get it? +(R)eturn to HQ. diff --git a/levels/redRoom.txt b/levels/redRoom.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000..7845fa5 --- /dev/null +++ b/levels/redRoom.txt @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +The Red Room is where the police department keeps all secret prostitutes, +strippers, black market and other things that may tickle your fancy. + +Constable Corrianne Worst leans over you. + +How can I help you, Officer Handsome? + +(B)uy whore. +(F)uck whore. +(L)ap Dance. +(R)eturn to HQ. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/levels/wife-fucked.txt b/levels/wife-fucked.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000..6703c78 --- /dev/null +++ b/levels/wife-fucked.txt @@ -0,0 +1,15 @@ + , _ + / ` + ((|))))) + ((/ a a + ))) >) - YES DADDY + ((((._e(( + ,--/ (-. + / \ /| + / /)(*)(*))| + / / ) / | + +You successfully hate fucked your wife. + +She apologizes for the cold food and wipes the +semen from her butthole. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/levels/wifey.txt b/levels/wifey.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000..c00b341 --- /dev/null +++ b/levels/wifey.txt @@ -0,0 +1,20 @@ + //`\\ + (/a a\) + (\_-_/) + .-~'='~-. + /`~`"Y"`~`\ + / /(_ * _)\ \ + / / ) ( \ \ + \ \_/\\_//\_/ / + \/_) '*' (_\/ + | | + | | + |-------| + +You arrive home, but your food is cold. + +This makes you super mad. You need to take out your rage on someone other than a minority. + +1. Beat the shit out of your wife. +2. Hate fuck your wife. +3. Chill out bro, smoke some drugs.