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README.md
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README.md
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@ -4,23 +4,15 @@ A satirical take on drug wars, except you are a police officer.
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The irony is that you do the same stuff.
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## Features
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- Drugs: Increase XP gain, attack power or rewards from combat.
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- Whores: Fuck to regain health. Buy to earn an income.
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- Condoms: Protect your sexual health and prevent unwanted kids.
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- Combat: Beat up homeless people to earn cash and experience points.
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## Drug Manual
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Cocaine: Boosts XP gain.
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Fentanyl: Boosts Attack power.
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LSD: Not implemented - Just costs money.
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## Screenshots
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Features:
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- Buy Drugs.
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- Purchase Whores / Fuck Whores.
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- Buy Condoms.
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- Diseases.
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- Beat up homeless people.
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## Special Thanks
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Props go out to [Lipgloss](https://github.com/charmbracelet/lipgloss)
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main.go
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main.go
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@ -49,7 +49,7 @@ var stats string // variable for stats generation output
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var statsCombat string // variable used for combat stats generation during fights
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var PlayerName string // player's name...
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var condoms = 0 // its better to have them and not need them
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var diseases = 0 // what happens if you have connies
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var std = false // what happens if you have connies
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var money = 1800 // not specific currency
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var days = 30 // total number of days (default 30)
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var experience = 0 // your experience from combat battle fights (starts at 0)
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@ -59,11 +59,9 @@ var cocaines = 0 // cocaine in 1/gram units
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var fentanyl = 0 // fentanyl in 500 miligram units
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var LSD = 0 // LSD in pills
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var bumfights = 25 // default number of homeless bum fights per day
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const bumfightsTotal = 25 // total bumfights used to reset bum fights per day
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const bumfightsTotal = 25 // total bumfights
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const taxes = 500 // skimming off the top
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var offspring = 0 // number of children you have by default
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var childsupport = 0 // default 0 but changes if you get a hoe preggers
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var playerHP = 200 // default hit points for the player
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var childsupport = 0 // if you get a hoe preggers
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// Lipgloss - Props to
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var border = lipgloss.NewStyle().
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@ -89,8 +87,8 @@ var slutStyle = lipgloss.NewStyle().
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Width(75).
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BorderForeground(lipgloss.Color("228")).
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BorderBackground(lipgloss.Color("#ff00a2ff")).
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Background(lipgloss.Color("#ffffffff ")).
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Foreground(lipgloss.Color("#ff00a2ff"))
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Foreground(lipgloss.Color("#ffffffff ")).
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Background(lipgloss.Color("#ff00a2ff"))
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var statsStyle = lipgloss.NewStyle().
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BorderStyle(lipgloss.NormalBorder()).
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@ -105,7 +103,7 @@ var green = lipgloss.NewStyle().
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// why the fuck does golang not do this - should work on win10/11 (yes it does support ansi escape codes *now*)
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func ClearScreen() {
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fmt.Print("\033[H\033[2J") // this does appear to work on windows pe liveiso from win11 (tested in qemu)
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fmt.Print("\033[H\033[2J")
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}
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// Cool stylized Enter key masher
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@ -121,95 +119,60 @@ func breakRoom() {
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func HitTheStreets() {
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ClearScreen()
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i := 0
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choice := ""
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bumHP := 100
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i := 1
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for playerHP > 0 {
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for i > 0 {
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for i < 1 {
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ClearScreen()
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CombatStats()
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fmt.Println(storyStyle.Render(hitTheStreets))
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fmt.Println(statsStyle.Render(statsCombat))
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fmt.Println("Your choice,")
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fmt.Print(green.Render(PlayerName), ">")
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fmt.Scan(&choice)
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if strings.ToUpper(choice) == "B" {
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ClearScreen()
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fmt.Println(storyStyle.Render("Bum Fight!"))
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fmt.Println()
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fmt.Println("You encounter a ", red.Render("homeless piece of shit!"))
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fmt.Println("")
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fmt.Println("What do you do?")
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fmt.Println("")
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CombatStats()
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fmt.Println(storyStyle.Render(hitTheStreets))
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fmt.Println(statsStyle.Render(statsCombat))
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fmt.Println("Your choice,")
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fmt.Print(green.Render(PlayerName), ">")
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fmt.Scan(&choice)
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if strings.ToUpper(choice) == "B" {
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bumHP = 100 * level
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outerLoop:
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for bumHP > 0 {
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fmt.Println(border.Render(statsCombat))
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fmt.Println("(A)ttack")
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fmt.Println("(E)scape")
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homelessPunch := ""
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fmt.Scan(&homelessPunch)
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if strings.ToUpper(homelessPunch) == "A" {
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chance := rand.IntN(100)
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if chance > 40 {
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ClearScreen()
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fmt.Println(storyStyle.Render("Bum Fight!"))
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fmt.Println("You just hit the homeless bum with your police baton, it cracked his skull!")
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fmt.Println("You sprinkle some crack on him and move along.")
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MashEnterKey()
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experience = experience + 250
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money = money + 20
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bumfights = bumfights - 1
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i = 0
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} else {
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ClearScreen()
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fmt.Println(red.Render("You missed, and he got away!"))
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fmt.Println()
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fmt.Println("You are staring at a ", red.Render("homeless piece of shit!"), "with", bumHP, " HP")
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fmt.Println("")
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fmt.Println("What do you do?")
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fmt.Println("")
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CombatStats()
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fmt.Println(border.Render(statsCombat))
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fmt.Println("(F)ight")
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fmt.Println("(G)o back to HQ")
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fmt.Println("Your choice,")
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fmt.Print(green.Render(PlayerName), ">")
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homelessFight := ""
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fmt.Scan(&homelessFight)
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if strings.ToUpper(homelessFight) == "F" {
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chance := rand.IntN(100)
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if chance > 40 {
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attack := 20 // default attack power
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switch {
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case fentanyl <= 0:
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attack = 20
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default:
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modifier := attack * fentanyl // default attack power multiplied by amount of fentanyl
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attack = attack + modifier
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}
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bumHP = bumHP - attack
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ClearScreen()
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fmt.Println(red.Render("You smash the bum for "), attack, "hit points!")
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fmt.Println("The bum has ", bumHP, " HP left")
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MashEnterKey()
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switch {
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case bumHP <= 0:
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money = money + 200
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bumfights = bumfights - 1
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experienceGain := cocaines * 100
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levelGain := level * 100
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experience = experience + levelGain + experienceGain + 100
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break outerLoop
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}
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} else {
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ClearScreen()
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fmt.Println(red.Render("You missed, he dodged your attack!"))
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fmt.Println()
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homelessAttack := 20
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playerHP = playerHP - homelessAttack
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fmt.Println(red.Render("The homeless thug attacks you with a broken whiskey bottle for"), homelessAttack, " HP")
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fmt.Println("Perhaps you should lay off the donuts...")
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if playerHP < 0 {
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bumHP = 100
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break outerLoop
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}
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MashEnterKey()
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}
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} else {
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fmt.Println("You go back to HQ.")
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bumfights = bumfights - 1
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bumHP = 0
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MashEnterKey()
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MainMachine()
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}
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fmt.Println("Perhaps you should lay off the donuts...")
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bumfights = bumfights - 1
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MashEnterKey()
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i = 0
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}
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} else {
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fmt.Println("You escape successfully.")
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bumfights = bumfights - 1
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} else if strings.ToUpper(choice) == "R" {
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MainMachine()
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MashEnterKey()
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i = 0
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}
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} else {
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i = 1
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}
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}
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MainMachine()
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}
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fmt.Println("Your cash: $", strconv.Itoa(money))
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fmt.Println("")
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fmt.Println("Buy one sex slave (Y/N)?")
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fmt.Print(green.Render(PlayerName), ">")
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slavePurchase := ""
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fmt.Scan(&slavePurchase)
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if strings.ToUpper(slavePurchase) == "Y" {
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fmt.Println("Your cash: $", strconv.Itoa(money))
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fmt.Println("")
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fmt.Println("Buy connies (Y/N)?")
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fmt.Print(green.Render(PlayerName), ">")
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lapPurchase := ""
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fmt.Scan(&lapPurchase)
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if strings.ToUpper(lapPurchase) == "Y" {
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lapPurchase := ""
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fmt.Scan(&lapPurchase)
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if strings.ToUpper(lapPurchase) == "Y" {
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if money >= 20 {
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if money > 20 {
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money = money - 20
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ClearScreen()
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fmt.Println(slutStyle.Render("That slut grinds on your dick to the song 'I like it that way' by Backstreet Boys."))
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fmt.Println()
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fmt.Println("That shit was so hot, you shot a hot load in your pants.")
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playerHP = playerHP + 100
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fmt.Println("That shit was so hot, you came in your pants.")
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MashEnterKey()
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i = 0
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} else {
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} else if strings.ToUpper(choice) == "F" {
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ClearScreen()
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fmt.Println(border.Render("Get your dick wet at OPP McDick's"))
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fmt.Println(border.Render("Get your Dick Wet at OPP McDick's"))
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fmt.Println("Price: ", red.Render("$100 to fuck a dirty whore for an hour."))
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fmt.Println("Your cash: $", strconv.Itoa(money))
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fmt.Println("")
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fmt.Println("Buy an hour with a whore (Y/N)?")
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fmt.Print(green.Render(PlayerName), ">")
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fuckPurchase := ""
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fmt.Scan(&fuckPurchase)
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if strings.ToUpper(fuckPurchase) == "Y" {
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if money >= 100 {
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if money > 100 {
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money = money - 100
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if condoms == 0 {
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stdChance := rand.IntN(100)
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preggoChance := rand.IntN(100)
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if stdChance > 25 {
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std = true
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} else {
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ClearScreen()
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fmt.Println(slutStyle.Render(wifeyFucked))
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fmt.Println("You just fucked a dirty whore! Oh... shit, it's your cousin!")
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MashEnterKey()
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switch {
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case stdChance <= 50:
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diseases = diseases + 1
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ClearScreen()
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fmt.Println(red.Render("Uh oh!"))
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fmt.Println(slutStyle.Render("You got a disease!"))
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MashEnterKey()
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}
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switch {
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case preggoChance <= 25:
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ClearScreen()
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fmt.Println(red.Render("Uh oh!"))
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fmt.Println(slutStyle.Render("You got the whore pregnant! Do you want to sell the kid to Pakistan for $500?"))
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fmt.Print(green.Render(PlayerName), "(Y/N) >")
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if preggoChance > 15 {
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fmt.Println(border.Render("You got the whore pregnant! Do you want to sell the kid to"))
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fmt.Println(border.Render("Pakistan for $500 up front to sew soccer balls?"))
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soccerBalls := ""
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fmt.Scan(&soccerBalls)
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if strings.ToUpper(soccerBalls) == "Y" {
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money = money + 500
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fmt.Println(red.Render("Bonus! You just made $500... The kid is great at sewing soccer balls!"))
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MashEnterKey()
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fmt.Println(border.Render("Bonus! You just made $500!"))
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} else {
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fmt.Println(red.Render("You have too much of a heart to sell your kid. Now you have to pay child support!"))
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offspring = offspring + 1
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fmt.Println("")
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fmt.Println(red.Render("Fuck!"))
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MashEnterKey()
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}
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}
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} else {
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condoms = condoms - 1
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playerHP = playerHP + 200
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}
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ClearScreen()
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fmt.Println(slutStyle.Render(wifeyFucked))
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fmt.Println("You just fucked a dirty whore! Oh... shit, it's your cousin!")
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MashEnterKey()
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ClearScreen()
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i = 0
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} else {
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ClearScreen()
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fmt.Println(red.Render("Get some money, broke-ass!"))
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MashEnterKey()
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ClearScreen()
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i = 0
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}
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} else {
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if money > 100 {
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fmt.Println("You pay the doctor $100 and you and/or your 'friends' are cured.")
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money = money - 100
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diseases = 0
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std = false
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i = 1
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MashEnterKey()
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} else {
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fmt.Println("You're too poor to cure your diseases.")
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fmt.Println("You're too poor to cure your disease.")
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i = 1
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if diseases >= 1 {
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fmt.Println("But you still have a diseases.")
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if std {
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fmt.Println("But you still have a disease.")
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MashEnterKey()
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} else {
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fmt.Println()
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} else {
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ClearScreen()
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fmt.Println("No cure for you. I guess.")
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if diseases >= 0 {
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if std {
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fmt.Println("But you still have a disease.")
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MashEnterKey()
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} else {
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func ClockOut() {
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choice := 0
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ClearScreen()
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fmt.Println(slutStyle.Render(wifey))
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fmt.Println(storyStyle.Render(wifey))
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for choice < 1 {
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fmt.Println("Your choice,")
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fmt.Print(green.Render(PlayerName), ">")
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ClearScreen()
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if cocaines > 1 {
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fmt.Println(red.Render("You pull out 1kg of cocaine and smash it open all over your face"))
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cocaines = cocaines - 1
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fmt.Println(red.Render("You shout 'COKE SLAM!'"))
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fmt.Println(red.Render("You bust your wife right in the fucking face!"))
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fmt.Println(red.Render("YARRRRR! (You don't know why you're a pirate now)"))
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ClearScreen()
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} else {
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fmt.Println(red.Render("You bust your wife right in the fucking face!"))
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MashEnterKey()
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}
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} else {
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ClearScreen()
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GameOver()
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} else {
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days = days - 1
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if diseases >= 1 {
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bumfights = bumfightsTotal - 15 - diseases
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if std {
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bumfights = bumfightsTotal - 15
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} else {
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bumfights = bumfightsTotal
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}
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childsupport = offspring * 100
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prostituteIncome := whores*500 - childsupport
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money = money + taxes + prostituteIncome
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fmt.Println("Cha ching! You now have ", money)
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}
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func CheckStats() {
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stats = "PLAYER STATS" + "\n\n" + "Name " + "\n" + PlayerName + "\n" + "Hit Points: " + strconv.Itoa(playerHP) + "\n" + "Condoms: " + strconv.Itoa(condoms) + "\n" + "Money: $" + strconv.Itoa(money) + "\n" + "Whores:" + strconv.Itoa(whores) + "\n" + "Cocaine (1 gram bags): " + strconv.Itoa(cocaines) + "\n" + "Fentanyl (100/mg bags): " + strconv.Itoa(fentanyl) + "\n" + "LSD (tabs): " + strconv.Itoa(LSD) + "\n" + "Days Left: " + strconv.Itoa(days) // builds the stats paragraph for the main screen
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stats = "PLAYER STATS" + "\n\n" + "Name " + "\n" + PlayerName + "\n" + "Condoms: " + strconv.Itoa(condoms) + "\n" + "Money: $" + strconv.Itoa(money) + "\n" + "Whores:" + strconv.Itoa(whores) + "\n" + "Cocaine (1 gram bags): " + strconv.Itoa(cocaines) + "\n" + "Fentanyl (100/mg bags): " + strconv.Itoa(fentanyl) + "\n" + "LSD (tabs): " + strconv.Itoa(LSD) + "\n" + "Days Left: " + strconv.Itoa(days) // builds the stats paragraph for the main screen
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}
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func CombatStats() {
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fmt.Println()
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}
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statsCombat = "Name: " + PlayerName + "\n" + "Hit Points: " + strconv.Itoa(playerHP) + "\n" + "Level :" + strconv.Itoa(level) + "\n" + "Money: $" + strconv.Itoa(money) + "\n" + "Experience :" + strconv.Itoa(experience) + "\n" + "Bum Fights Left: " + strconv.Itoa(bumfights) // builds Combat Stats
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statsCombat = "Name: " + PlayerName + "\n" + "Level :" + strconv.Itoa(level) + "\n" + "Money: $" + strconv.Itoa(money) + "\n" + "Experience :" + strconv.Itoa(experience) + "\n" + "Bum Fights Left: " + strconv.Itoa(bumfights) // builds Combat Stats
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}
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func MainMachine() {
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