README.md

@@ -4,23 +4,15 @@ A satirical take on drug wars, except you are a police officer.
 
 The irony is that you do the same stuff.
 
-## Features
+Features:
-- Drugs: Increase XP gain, attack power or rewards from combat.
+- Buy Drugs.
-- Whores: Fuck to regain health. Buy to earn an income.
+- Purchase Whores / Fuck Whores.
-- Condoms: Protect your sexual health and prevent unwanted kids.
+- Buy Condoms.
-- Combat: Beat up homeless people to earn cash and experience points.
+- Diseases.
-
+- Beat up homeless people.
-## Drug Manual
-Cocaine: Boosts XP gain.
-Fentanyl: Boosts Attack power.
-LSD: Not implemented - Just costs money.
-
-## Screenshots
 
 ![Screenshot Zero](screenshot0.avif)
 ![Screenshot One](screenshot1.avif)
 ![Screenshot Two](screenshot2.avif)
 
-## Special Thanks
-
 Props go out to [Lipgloss](https://github.com/charmbracelet/lipgloss)

main.go

@@ -49,7 +49,7 @@ var stats string          // variable for stats generation output
 var statsCombat string    // variable used for combat stats generation during fights
 var PlayerName string     // player's name...
 var condoms = 0           // its better to have them and not need them
-var diseases = 0          // what happens if you have connies
+var std = false           // what happens if you have connies
 var money = 1800          // not specific currency
 var days = 30             // total number of days (default 30)
 var experience = 0        // your experience from combat battle fights (starts at 0)
@@ -59,11 +59,9 @@ var cocaines = 0          // cocaine in 1/gram units
 var fentanyl = 0          // fentanyl in 500 miligram units
 var LSD = 0               // LSD in pills
 var bumfights = 25        // default number of homeless bum fights per day
-const bumfightsTotal = 25 // total bumfights used to reset bum fights per day
+const bumfightsTotal = 25 // total bumfights
 const taxes = 500         // skimming off the top
-var offspring = 0         // number of children you have by default
+var childsupport = 0      // if you get a hoe preggers
-var childsupport = 0      // default 0 but changes if you get a hoe preggers
-var playerHP = 200        // default hit points for the player
 
 // Lipgloss - Props to
 var border = lipgloss.NewStyle().
@@ -89,8 +87,8 @@ var slutStyle = lipgloss.NewStyle().
 	Width(75).
 	BorderForeground(lipgloss.Color("228")).
 	BorderBackground(lipgloss.Color("#ff00a2ff")).
-	Background(lipgloss.Color("#ffffffff ")).
+	Foreground(lipgloss.Color("#ffffffff ")).
-	Foreground(lipgloss.Color("#ff00a2ff"))
+	Background(lipgloss.Color("#ff00a2ff"))
 
 var statsStyle = lipgloss.NewStyle().
 	BorderStyle(lipgloss.NormalBorder()).
@@ -105,7 +103,7 @@ var green = lipgloss.NewStyle().
 
 	// why the fuck does golang not do this - should work on win10/11 (yes it does support ansi escape codes *now*)
 func ClearScreen() {
-	fmt.Print("\033[H\033[2J") // this does appear to work on windows pe liveiso from win11 (tested in qemu)
+	fmt.Print("\033[H\033[2J")
 }
 
 // Cool stylized Enter key masher
@@ -121,11 +119,9 @@ func breakRoom() {
 
 func HitTheStreets() {
 	ClearScreen()
+	i := 0
 	choice := ""
-	bumHP := 100
+	for i < 1 {
-	i := 1
-	for playerHP > 0 {
-		for i > 0 {
 		ClearScreen()
 		CombatStats()
 		fmt.Println(storyStyle.Render(hitTheStreets))
@@ -134,82 +130,49 @@ func HitTheStreets() {
 		fmt.Print(green.Render(PlayerName), ">")
 		fmt.Scan(&choice)
 		if strings.ToUpper(choice) == "B" {
-				bumHP = 100 * level
-			outerLoop:
-				for bumHP > 0 {
 			ClearScreen()
 			fmt.Println(storyStyle.Render("Bum Fight!"))
 			fmt.Println()
-					fmt.Println("You are staring at a ", red.Render("homeless piece of shit!"), "with", bumHP, " HP")
+			fmt.Println("You encounter a ", red.Render("homeless piece of shit!"))
 			fmt.Println("")
 			fmt.Println("What do you do?")
 			fmt.Println("")
 			CombatStats()
 			fmt.Println(border.Render(statsCombat))
-					fmt.Println("(F)ight")
+			fmt.Println("(A)ttack")
-					fmt.Println("(G)o back to HQ")
+			fmt.Println("(E)scape")
-					fmt.Println("Your choice,")
+			homelessPunch := ""
-					fmt.Print(green.Render(PlayerName), ">")
+			fmt.Scan(&homelessPunch)
-					homelessFight := ""
+			if strings.ToUpper(homelessPunch) == "A" {
-					fmt.Scan(&homelessFight)
-					if strings.ToUpper(homelessFight) == "F" {
 				chance := rand.IntN(100)
 				if chance > 40 {
-							attack := 20 // default attack power
-
-							switch {
-							case fentanyl <= 0:
-								attack = 20
-							default:
-								modifier := attack * fentanyl // default attack power multiplied by amount of fentanyl
-								attack = attack + modifier
-							}
-
-							bumHP = bumHP - attack
 					ClearScreen()
-							fmt.Println(red.Render("You smash the bum for "), attack, "hit points!")
+					fmt.Println("You just hit the homeless bum with your police baton, it cracked his skull!")
-							fmt.Println("The bum has ", bumHP, " HP left")
+					fmt.Println("You sprinkle some crack on him and move along.")
 					MashEnterKey()
-
+					experience = experience + 250
-							switch {
+					money = money + 20
-
-							case bumHP <= 0:
-								money = money + 200
 					bumfights = bumfights - 1
-								experienceGain := cocaines * 100
+					i = 0
-								levelGain := level * 100
-								experience = experience + levelGain + experienceGain + 100
-								break outerLoop
-							}
 				} else {
 					ClearScreen()
-							fmt.Println(red.Render("You missed, he dodged your attack!"))
+					fmt.Println(red.Render("You missed, and he got away!"))
 					fmt.Println()
-							homelessAttack := 20
-							playerHP = playerHP - homelessAttack
-							fmt.Println(red.Render("The homeless thug attacks you with a broken whiskey bottle for"), homelessAttack, " HP")
 					fmt.Println("Perhaps you should lay off the donuts...")
-							if playerHP < 0 {
+					bumfights = bumfights - 1
-								bumHP = 100
-								break outerLoop
-							}
 					MashEnterKey()
+					i = 0
 				}
 			} else {
-						fmt.Println("You go back to HQ.")
+				fmt.Println("You escape successfully.")
 				bumfights = bumfights - 1
-						bumHP = 0
 				MashEnterKey()
-						MainMachine()
+				i = 0
+			}
+		} else {
+			i = 1
 		}
 	}
-				bumfights = bumfights - 1
-			} else if strings.ToUpper(choice) == "R" {
-				MainMachine()
-			}
-		}
-	}
-
 	MainMachine()
 }
 
@@ -230,7 +193,6 @@ func RedRoom() {
 			fmt.Println("Your cash: $", strconv.Itoa(money))
 			fmt.Println("")
 			fmt.Println("Buy one sex slave (Y/N)?")
-			fmt.Print(green.Render(PlayerName), ">")
 			slavePurchase := ""
 			fmt.Scan(&slavePurchase)
 			if strings.ToUpper(slavePurchase) == "Y" {
@@ -257,7 +219,6 @@ func RedRoom() {
 			fmt.Println("Your cash: $", strconv.Itoa(money))
 			fmt.Println("")
 			fmt.Println("Buy connies (Y/N)?")
-			fmt.Print(green.Render(PlayerName), ">")
 			lapPurchase := ""
 			fmt.Scan(&lapPurchase)
 			if strings.ToUpper(lapPurchase) == "Y" {
@@ -290,13 +251,12 @@ func RedRoom() {
 			lapPurchase := ""
 			fmt.Scan(&lapPurchase)
 			if strings.ToUpper(lapPurchase) == "Y" {
-				if money >= 20 {
+				if money > 20 {
 					money = money - 20
 					ClearScreen()
 					fmt.Println(slutStyle.Render("That slut grinds on your dick to the song 'I like it that way' by Backstreet Boys."))
 					fmt.Println()
-					fmt.Println("That shit was so hot, you shot a hot load in your pants.")
+					fmt.Println("That shit was so hot, you came in your pants.")
-					playerHP = playerHP + 100
 					MashEnterKey()
 					i = 0
 				} else {
@@ -312,66 +272,50 @@ func RedRoom() {
 
 		} else if strings.ToUpper(choice) == "F" {
 			ClearScreen()
-			fmt.Println(border.Render("Get your dick wet at OPP McDick's"))
+			fmt.Println(border.Render("Get your Dick Wet at OPP McDick's"))
 			fmt.Println("Price: ", red.Render("$100 to fuck a dirty whore for an hour."))
 			fmt.Println("Your cash: $", strconv.Itoa(money))
 			fmt.Println("")
 			fmt.Println("Buy an hour with a whore (Y/N)?")
-			fmt.Print(green.Render(PlayerName), ">")
 			fuckPurchase := ""
 			fmt.Scan(&fuckPurchase)
 			if strings.ToUpper(fuckPurchase) == "Y" {
-				if money >= 100 {
+				if money > 100 {
 					money = money - 100
 					if condoms == 0 {
 						stdChance := rand.IntN(100)
 						preggoChance := rand.IntN(100)
+						if stdChance > 25 {
+							std = true
+						} else {
 
-						ClearScreen()
-						fmt.Println(slutStyle.Render(wifeyFucked))
-						fmt.Println("You just fucked a dirty whore! Oh... shit, it's your cousin!")
-						MashEnterKey()
-
-						switch {
-						case stdChance <= 50:
-							diseases = diseases + 1
-							ClearScreen()
-							fmt.Println(red.Render("Uh oh!"))
-							fmt.Println(slutStyle.Render("You got a disease!"))
-							MashEnterKey()
 						}
-
+						if preggoChance > 15 {
-						switch {
+							fmt.Println(border.Render("You got the whore pregnant! Do you want to sell the kid to"))
-						case preggoChance <= 25:
+							fmt.Println(border.Render("Pakistan for $500 up front to sew soccer balls?"))
-							ClearScreen()
-							fmt.Println(red.Render("Uh oh!"))
-							fmt.Println(slutStyle.Render("You got the whore pregnant! Do you want to sell the kid to Pakistan for $500?"))
-							fmt.Print(green.Render(PlayerName), "(Y/N) >")
 							soccerBalls := ""
 							fmt.Scan(&soccerBalls)
 							if strings.ToUpper(soccerBalls) == "Y" {
 								money = money + 500
-								fmt.Println(red.Render("Bonus! You just made $500... The kid is great at sewing soccer balls!"))
+								fmt.Println(border.Render("Bonus! You just made $500!"))
-								MashEnterKey()
 							} else {
-								fmt.Println(red.Render("You have too much of a heart to sell your kid. Now you have to pay child support!"))
-								offspring = offspring + 1
-								fmt.Println("")
-								fmt.Println(red.Render("Fuck!"))
-								MashEnterKey()
-							}
-						}
 
+							}
+						}
 					} else {
 						condoms = condoms - 1
-						playerHP = playerHP + 200
 					}
 					ClearScreen()
+					fmt.Println(slutStyle.Render(wifeyFucked))
+					fmt.Println("You just fucked a dirty whore! Oh... shit, it's your cousin!")
+					MashEnterKey()
+					ClearScreen()
 					i = 0
 				} else {
 					ClearScreen()
 					fmt.Println(red.Render("Get some money, broke-ass!"))
 					MashEnterKey()
+					ClearScreen()
 					i = 0
 				}
 			} else {
@@ -413,14 +357,14 @@ func DoctorsOffice() {
 				if money > 100 {
 					fmt.Println("You pay the doctor $100 and you and/or your 'friends' are cured.")
 					money = money - 100
-					diseases = 0
+					std = false
 					i = 1
 					MashEnterKey()
 				} else {
-					fmt.Println("You're too poor to cure your diseases.")
+					fmt.Println("You're too poor to cure your disease.")
 					i = 1
-					if diseases >= 1 {
+					if std {
-						fmt.Println("But you still have a diseases.")
+						fmt.Println("But you still have a disease.")
 						MashEnterKey()
 					} else {
 						fmt.Println()
@@ -430,7 +374,7 @@ func DoctorsOffice() {
 			} else {
 				ClearScreen()
 				fmt.Println("No cure for you. I guess.")
-				if diseases >= 0 {
+				if std {
 					fmt.Println("But you still have a disease.")
 					MashEnterKey()
 				} else {
@@ -549,7 +493,7 @@ func PropertyRoom() {
 func ClockOut() {
 	choice := 0
 	ClearScreen()
-	fmt.Println(slutStyle.Render(wifey))
+	fmt.Println(storyStyle.Render(wifey))
 	for choice < 1 {
 		fmt.Println("Your choice,")
 		fmt.Print(green.Render(PlayerName), ">")
@@ -561,6 +505,7 @@ func ClockOut() {
 				ClearScreen()
 				if cocaines > 1 {
 					fmt.Println(red.Render("You pull out 1kg of cocaine and smash it open all over your face"))
+					cocaines = cocaines - 1
 					fmt.Println(red.Render("You shout 'COKE SLAM!'"))
 					fmt.Println(red.Render("You bust your wife right in the fucking face!"))
 					fmt.Println(red.Render("YARRRRR! (You don't know why you're a pirate now)"))
@@ -568,7 +513,6 @@ func ClockOut() {
 					ClearScreen()
 				} else {
 					fmt.Println(red.Render("You bust your wife right in the fucking face!"))
-					MashEnterKey()
 				}
 			} else {
 				ClearScreen()
@@ -599,12 +543,11 @@ func ClockOut() {
 			GameOver()
 		} else {
 			days = days - 1
-			if diseases >= 1 {
+			if std {
-				bumfights = bumfightsTotal - 15 - diseases
+				bumfights = bumfightsTotal - 15
 			} else {
 				bumfights = bumfightsTotal
 			}
-			childsupport = offspring * 100
 			prostituteIncome := whores*500 - childsupport
 			money = money + taxes + prostituteIncome
 			fmt.Println("Cha ching! You now have ", money)
@@ -626,7 +569,7 @@ func GameOver() {
 }
 
 func CheckStats() {
-	stats = "PLAYER STATS" + "\n\n" + "Name " + "\n" + PlayerName + "\n" + "Hit Points: " + strconv.Itoa(playerHP) + "\n" + "Condoms: " + strconv.Itoa(condoms) + "\n" + "Money: $" + strconv.Itoa(money) + "\n" + "Whores:" + strconv.Itoa(whores) + "\n" + "Cocaine (1 gram bags): " + strconv.Itoa(cocaines) + "\n" + "Fentanyl (100/mg bags): " + strconv.Itoa(fentanyl) + "\n" + "LSD (tabs): " + strconv.Itoa(LSD) + "\n" + "Days Left: " + strconv.Itoa(days) // builds the stats paragraph for the main screen
+	stats = "PLAYER STATS" + "\n\n" + "Name " + "\n" + PlayerName + "\n" + "Condoms: " + strconv.Itoa(condoms) + "\n" + "Money: $" + strconv.Itoa(money) + "\n" + "Whores:" + strconv.Itoa(whores) + "\n" + "Cocaine (1 gram bags): " + strconv.Itoa(cocaines) + "\n" + "Fentanyl (100/mg bags): " + strconv.Itoa(fentanyl) + "\n" + "LSD (tabs): " + strconv.Itoa(LSD) + "\n" + "Days Left: " + strconv.Itoa(days) // builds the stats paragraph for the main screen
 }
 
 func CombatStats() {
@@ -651,7 +594,7 @@ func CombatStats() {
 	} else {
 		fmt.Println()
 	}
-	statsCombat = "Name: " + PlayerName + "\n" + "Hit Points: " + strconv.Itoa(playerHP) + "\n" + "Level :" + strconv.Itoa(level) + "\n" + "Money: $" + strconv.Itoa(money) + "\n" + "Experience :" + strconv.Itoa(experience) + "\n" + "Bum Fights Left: " + strconv.Itoa(bumfights) // builds Combat Stats
+	statsCombat = "Name: " + PlayerName + "\n" + "Level :" + strconv.Itoa(level) + "\n" + "Money: $" + strconv.Itoa(money) + "\n" + "Experience :" + strconv.Itoa(experience) + "\n" + "Bum Fights Left: " + strconv.Itoa(bumfights) // builds Combat Stats
 }
 
 func MainMachine() {