Clean up unused drug

main.go

@@ -1,449 +1,579 @@
 package main
 
 import (
-	"bufio"
-	_ "embed"
 	"fmt"
 	"math/rand/v2"
 	"os"
 	"strconv"
 	"strings"
 
-	"github.com/mgutz/ansi"
+	"bufio"
-	"github.com/muesli/reflow/wordwrap"
+	_ "embed"
+
+	"github.com/charmbracelet/lipgloss"
 )
 
-var PlayerName string
+// These are variables for embeding files - dont remove them, they just look like comments
-var TransphobiaToggle bool
-var rank = "Volunteer"
-var isRMSdead bool
-var isLXOdead bool
-var isESRdead bool
-var isRMShigh bool
-var isLXOhigh bool
-var isESRhigh bool
-var score int
-var pink = ansi.ColorFunc("magenta")
-var green = ansi.ColorFunc("green")
-var cyan = ansi.ColorFunc("cyan")
-var red = ansi.ColorFunc("red")
-var mashkey = ansi.ColorFunc("white+h:blue")
 
-//go:embed data/intro.txt
+//go:embed menu.txt
+var menu string
+
+//go:embed levels/wifey.txt
+var wifey string
+
+//go:embed levels/wife-fucked.txt
+var wifeyFucked string
+
+//go:embed officers.txt
+var officers string
+
+//go:embed intro.txt
 var intro string
 
-//go:embed data/levels/lildick/lildickOffice.txt
+//go:embed levels/propertyRoom.txt
-var lildickOffice string
+var propertyRoom string
 
-//go:embed data/levels/lildick/choice1.txt
+//go:embed levels/redRoom.txt
-var lildickChoice1 string
+var redRoom string
 
-//go:embed data/levels/lildick/choice2.txt
+//go:embed levels/hitTheStreets.txt
-var lildickChoice2 string
+var hitTheStreets string
 
-//go:embed data/genderSelection.txt
+//go:embed levels/doctorsRoom.txt
-var genderSelection string
+var doctorsRoom string
 
-//go:embed data/levels/heroine/heroine.txt
+// End File Ebeds
-var heroine string
 
-//go:embed data/levels/heroine/heroineChoice1.txt
+// other variables - keep these from mixing with above embed strigs - its a weird go thing
-var heroineChoice1 string
+var stats string
+var statsCombat string
+var PlayerName string
+var condoms = 0
+var std = false
+var money = 1800
+var experience = 100
+var level = 1
+var whores = 1
+var cocaines = 0
+var fentanyl = 0
+var LSD = 0
+var bumfights = 25
 
-//go:embed data/levels/heroine/heroineChoice2.txt
+var border = lipgloss.NewStyle().
-var heroineChoice2 string
+	BorderStyle(lipgloss.NormalBorder()).
+	BorderForeground(lipgloss.Color("63"))
 
-//go:embed data/levels/heroine/heroineChoice3.txt
+var storyBorder = lipgloss.NewStyle().
-var heroineChoice3 string
+	BorderStyle(lipgloss.NormalBorder()).
+	Width(75).
+	BorderForeground(lipgloss.Color("228")).
+	BorderBackground(lipgloss.Color("#0000FF"))
 
-//go:embed data/levels/cocaine/cocaine.txt
+var statsStyle = lipgloss.NewStyle().
-var cocaine string
+	BorderStyle(lipgloss.NormalBorder()).
+	Foreground(lipgloss.Color("#ffffffff ")).
+	Background(lipgloss.Color("#2a2a60ff"))
 
-//go:embed data/levels/cocaine/cocaineChoice1.txt
+var red = lipgloss.NewStyle().
-var cocaineChoice1 string
+	Foreground(lipgloss.Color("#ffffffff ")).
+	Background(lipgloss.Color("#f20b0bff"))
 
-//go:embed data/levels/cocaine/cocaineChoice2.txt
+var pink = lipgloss.NewStyle().
-var cocaineChoice2 string
+	Foreground(lipgloss.Color("#ee00e2ff "))
 
-//go:embed data/levels/cocaine/cocaineChoice3.txt
+var green = lipgloss.NewStyle().
-var cocaineChoice3 string
+	Foreground(lipgloss.Color("#18e60aff ")).
-
+	Background(lipgloss.Color("#55576aff"))
-//go:embed data/levels/punchnazi/nazi.txt
-var nazi string
-
-//go:embed data/levels/punchnazi/naziMissed.txt
-var naziMissed string
-
-//go:embed data/levels/punchnazi/naziPunched.txt
-var naziPunched string
-
-//go:embed data/levels/groundZero/groundZero.txt
-var groundZero string
-
-//go:embed data/levels/groundZero/groundZeroChoice1.txt
-var groundZeroChoice1 string
-
-//go:embed data/levels/groundZero/groundZeroChoice2.txt
-var groundzeroChoice2 string
-
-//go:embed data/levels/groundZero/groundZeroChoice2A.txt
-var groundZeroChoice2A string
-
-//go:embed data/levels/groundZero/groundZeroChoice2B1.txt
-var groundZeroChoice2B1 string
-
-//go:embed data/levels/groundZero/groundZeroChoice2B2.txt
-var groundZeroChoice2B2 string
-
-//go:embed data/levels/groundZero/groundZeroChoice3.txt
-var groundZeroChoice3 string
-
-//go:embed data/levels/groundZero/groundZeroChoice4A.txt
-var groundZeroChoice4A string
-
-//go:embed data/levels/groundZero/groundZeroChoice4B.txt
-var groundZeroChoice4B string
 
 func ClearScreen() {
 	fmt.Print("\033[H\033[2J")
 }
 
 func MashEnterKey() {
-	fmt.Println(mashkey("Mash the 'Enter' key!"))
+	fmt.Println(statsStyle.Render("Mash the 'Enter' key!"))
 	bufio.NewReader(os.Stdin).ReadBytes('\n')
 }
 
-func CheckStaff() {
+func breakRoom() {
-	if isRMSdead {
+	fmt.Println("Not Implemented")
-		fmt.Println("Richard... Stallman... is dead. Our glorious leader is dead...")
+	MainMachine()
-	} else {
-		fmt.Println("Richard Stallman is doing a silly dance with his favourite parrot.")
-	}
-	if isLXOdead {
-		fmt.Println("Alexandre Oliva is baking cookies and muffins without an oven. Because he is in hell. Ding dong, Oliva is dead.")
-	} else {
-		fmt.Println("Alexandre Oliva is currently hanging out on Techrights IRC with nazis and hate speech activists.")
-	}
-	if isESRdead {
-		fmt.Println("Eric S. Raymond has died, and a team of government agents have absconded with his body.\nPerhaps he was right about the Illuminti?")
-	} else {
-		fmt.Println("Eric S.Raymond is hoarding guns and working on his latest manifesto. \nThis one ain't too much about software.")
-	}
-	if TransphobiaToggle {
-		fmt.Println("Bryan Lunduke wants to fuck you, but hes too busy masterbating to femboys.")
-	} else {
-	}
 }
 
-func StatusScreen() {
+func HitTheStreets() {
-	fmt.Println("Your name is ", pink(PlayerName))
-	fmt.Println("Your rank is ", cyan(rank))
-	s := strconv.Itoa(score)
-	fmt.Println("Your score is", green(s))
-}
-
-func GenderSheet() {
 	ClearScreen()
-	gender := 0
 	i := 0
-	x := 0
+	choice := ""
 	for i < 1 {
-		fmt.Println(genderSelection)
+		ClearScreen()
-		fmt.Print(red(PlayerName), ">")
+		fmt.Println(storyBorder.Render(hitTheStreets))
-		fmt.Scan(&gender)
+		fmt.Println("Your choice,")
-		switch x {
+		fmt.Print(green.Render(PlayerName), ">")
-		case 1, 2:
+		fmt.Scan(&choice)
-			TransphobiaToggle = false
+		if strings.ToUpper(choice) == "B" {
+			ClearScreen()
+			fmt.Println(storyBorder.Render("Bum Fight!"))
+			fmt.Println()
+			fmt.Println("You encounter a ", red.Render("homeless piece of shit!"))
+			fmt.Println("")
+			fmt.Println("What do you do?")
+			fmt.Println("")
+			CombatStats()
+			fmt.Println(border.Render(statsCombat))
+			fmt.Println("(A)ttack")
+			fmt.Println("(E)scape")
+			homelessPunch := ""
+			fmt.Scan(&homelessPunch)
+			if strings.ToUpper(homelessPunch) == "A" {
+				chance := rand.IntN(100)
+				if chance > 40 {
+					ClearScreen()
+					fmt.Println("You just hit the homeless bum and cracked his skull!")
+					fmt.Println("You sprinkle some crack on him and move along.")
+					MashEnterKey()
+					experience = experience + 100
+					money = money + 50
+					bumfights = bumfights - 1
+					i = 0
+				} else {
+					ClearScreen()
+					fmt.Println(red.Render("You missed, and he got away!"))
+					fmt.Println()
+					fmt.Println("Perhaps you should lay off the donuts...")
+					bumfights = bumfights - 1
+					MashEnterKey()
+					i = 0
+				}
+			} else {
+				fmt.Println("You escape successfully.")
+				bumfights = bumfights - 1
+				MashEnterKey()
+				i = 0
+			}
+		} else {
 			i = 1
-		case 3, 4, 5:
+		}
-			TransphobiaToggle = true
+	}
+	MainMachine()
+}
+
+func RedRoom() {
+	ClearScreen()
+	i := 0
+	choice := ""
+	for i < 1 {
+		fmt.Println(storyBorder.Render(redRoom))
+		fmt.Println("Your choice,")
+		fmt.Print(green.Render(PlayerName), ">")
+		fmt.Scan(&choice)
+		// buy whore
+		if strings.ToUpper(choice) == "B" {
+			ClearScreen()
+			fmt.Println(border.Render("Sex Slave Menu"))
+			fmt.Println("Price: ", red.Render("$5000 per whore."))
+			fmt.Println("Your cash: $", strconv.Itoa(money))
+			fmt.Println("")
+			fmt.Println("Buy one sex slave (Y/N)?")
+			slavePurchase := ""
+			fmt.Scan(&slavePurchase)
+			if strings.ToUpper(slavePurchase) == "Y" {
+				if money > 5000 {
+					whores = whores + 1
+					money = money - 5000
+					ClearScreen()
+					fmt.Println("You just purchased 1 whore to be a sex slave!")
+					MashEnterKey()
+					i = 0
+				} else {
+					ClearScreen()
+					fmt.Println(red.Render("Get some money, broke-ass!"))
+					MashEnterKey()
+					i = 0
+				}
+			} else {
+				i = 0
+			}
+		} else if strings.ToUpper(choice) == "L" {
+			ClearScreen()
+			fmt.Println(border.Render("Get a fucking lap dance!"))
+			fmt.Println("Price: ", red.Render("$20 for a 3 minute song."))
+			fmt.Println("Your cash: $", strconv.Itoa(money))
+			fmt.Println("")
+			fmt.Println("Buy a lap dance (Y/N)?")
+			lapPurchase := ""
+			fmt.Scan(&lapPurchase)
+			if strings.ToUpper(lapPurchase) == "Y" {
+				if money > 20 {
+					money = money - 20
+					ClearScreen()
+					fmt.Println("That slut grinds on your dick to the song 'I like it that way' by Backstreet Boys.")
+					fmt.Println()
+					fmt.Println("That shit was so hot, you came in your pants.")
+					MashEnterKey()
+					i = 0
+				} else {
+					ClearScreen()
+					fmt.Println(red.Render("Get some money, broke-ass!"))
+					MashEnterKey()
+					i = 0
+				}
+			} else {
+				i = 0
+			}
+			// Fuck Whore
+		} else if strings.ToUpper(choice) == "F" {
+			ClearScreen()
+			fmt.Println(border.Render("Get your Dick Wet at OPP McDick's"))
+			fmt.Println("Price: ", red.Render("$100 to fuck a dirty whore for an hour."))
+			fmt.Println("Your cash: $", strconv.Itoa(money))
+			fmt.Println("")
+			fmt.Println("Buy an hour with a whore (Y/N)?")
+			fuckPurchase := ""
+			fmt.Scan(&fuckPurchase)
+			if strings.ToUpper(fuckPurchase) == "Y" {
+				if money > 100 {
+					money = money - 100
+					condoms = condoms - 1
+					if condoms == 0 {
+						std = true
+					} else {
+						fmt.Println()
+					}
+					ClearScreen()
+					fmt.Println(pink.Render(wifeyFucked))
+					fmt.Println("You just fucked a dirty whore! Oh... shit, it's your cousin!")
+					MashEnterKey()
+					i = 0
+				} else {
+					ClearScreen()
+					fmt.Println(red.Render("Get some money, broke-ass!"))
+					MashEnterKey()
+					i = 0
+				}
+			} else if strings.ToUpper(choice) == "P" {
+				ClearScreen()
+				fmt.Println(border.Render("Purchase Condoms"))
+				fmt.Println("Price: ", red.Render("$10 to buy a five pack of connies."))
+				fmt.Println("Your cash: $", strconv.Itoa(money))
+				fmt.Println("")
+				fmt.Println("Buy a five pack (Y/N)?")
+				fuckPurchase := ""
+				fmt.Scan(&fuckPurchase)
+				if strings.ToUpper(fuckPurchase) == "Y" {
+					if money > 10 {
+						money = money - 10
+						condoms = condoms + 5
+						ClearScreen()
+						fmt.Println("You just purchased a five pack of connies.")
+						MashEnterKey()
+						i = 0
+					} else {
+						ClearScreen()
+						fmt.Println(red.Render("Get some money, broke-ass!"))
+						MashEnterKey()
+						i = 0
+					}
+				} else {
+					i = 0
+				}
+				// Return to HQ
+			} else if strings.ToUpper(choice) == "R" {
+				i = 1
+				MainMachine()
+			} else {
+				i = 0
+			}
+		}
+	}
+}
+
+func DoctorsOffice() {
+	ClearScreen()
+	i := 0
+	choice := ""
+	for i < 1 {
+		ClearScreen()
+		fmt.Println(storyBorder.Render(doctorsRoom))
+		fmt.Println("Your choice,")
+		fmt.Print(green.Render(PlayerName), ">")
+		fmt.Scan(&choice)
+		if strings.ToUpper(choice) == "C" {
+			ClearScreen()
+			fmt.Println(storyBorder.Render("Doctor's Miracle STD/STI Cures"))
+			fmt.Println()
+			fmt.Println("You encounter ", red.Render("the doctor."))
+			fmt.Println("")
+			fmt.Println("Do you want to cure you or your 'friends' STD/STI for $100?")
+			fmt.Println("")
+			fmt.Println("(Y)es")
+			fmt.Println("(N)o")
+			stdCure := ""
+			fmt.Scan(&stdCure)
+			if strings.ToUpper(stdCure) == "Y" {
+				if money > 100 {
+					fmt.Println("You pay the doctor $100 and you and/or your 'friends' are cured.")
+					money = money - 100
+					std = false
+					i = 1
+					MashEnterKey()
+				} else {
+					fmt.Println("You're too poor to cure your disease.")
+					i = 1
+					if std {
+						fmt.Println("But you still have a disease.")
+						MashEnterKey()
+					} else {
+						fmt.Println()
+						MashEnterKey()
+					}
+				}
+			} else {
+				ClearScreen()
+				fmt.Println("No cure for you. I guess.")
+				if std {
+					fmt.Println("But you still have a disease.")
+					MashEnterKey()
+				} else {
+					fmt.Println()
+					MashEnterKey()
+				}
+				i = 0
+			}
+		} else {
+			ClearScreen()
+			fmt.Println("You head back to HQ.")
+			MashEnterKey()
+			i = 0
+		}
+		i = 1
+	}
+	MainMachine()
+}
+
+func PropertyRoom() {
+	ClearScreen()
+	i := 0
+	choice := ""
+	for i < 1 {
+		fmt.Println(storyBorder.Render(propertyRoom))
+		fmt.Println("Your choice,")
+		fmt.Print(green.Render(PlayerName), ">")
+		fmt.Scan(&choice)
+		if strings.ToUpper(choice) == "C" {
+			ClearScreen()
+			fmt.Println(border.Render("Cocaine Menu"))
+			fmt.Println("Price: ", red.Render("$1000 per gram."))
+			fmt.Println("Your cash: $", strconv.Itoa(money))
+			fmt.Println("")
+			fmt.Println("Buy one gram (Y/N)?")
+			cokePurchase := ""
+			fmt.Scan(&cokePurchase)
+			if strings.ToUpper(cokePurchase) == "Y" {
+				if money > 1000 {
+					cocaines = cocaines + 1
+					money = money - 1000
+					ClearScreen()
+					fmt.Println("You just purchased 1 gram of coke!")
+					MashEnterKey()
+					i = 0
+				} else {
+					ClearScreen()
+					fmt.Println(red.Render("Get some money, broke-ass!"))
+					MashEnterKey()
+					i = 0
+				}
+			} else {
+				i = 0
+			}
+		} else if strings.ToUpper(choice) == "L" {
+			ClearScreen()
+			fmt.Println(border.Render("LSD Menu"))
+			fmt.Println("Price: ", red.Render("$100 for five tabs."))
+			fmt.Println("Your cash: $", strconv.Itoa(money))
+			fmt.Println("")
+			fmt.Println("Buy six tabs (Y/N)?")
+			LSDPurchase := ""
+			fmt.Scan(&LSDPurchase)
+			if strings.ToUpper(LSDPurchase) == "Y" {
+				if money > 100 {
+					LSD = LSD + 5
+					money = money - 100
+					ClearScreen()
+					fmt.Println("You just purchased 5 tabs of LSD! Fuck yeah!")
+					MashEnterKey()
+					i = 0
+				} else {
+					ClearScreen()
+					fmt.Println(red.Render("You don't have the greenbacks, loser! Get some money, broke-ass!"))
+					MashEnterKey()
+					i = 0
+				}
+			} else {
+				i = 0
+			}
+		} else if strings.ToUpper(choice) == "F" {
+			ClearScreen()
+			fmt.Println(border.Render("Fentanyl Menu"))
+			fmt.Println("Price: ", red.Render("$500 per hundred milligrams."))
+			fmt.Println("Your cash: $", strconv.Itoa(money))
+			fmt.Println("")
+			fmt.Println("Buy 100 milligrams (Y/N)?")
+			fentyPurchase := ""
+			fmt.Scan(&fentyPurchase)
+			if strings.ToUpper(fentyPurchase) == "Y" {
+				if money > 500 {
+					fentanyl = fentanyl + 1
+					money = money - 500
+					ClearScreen()
+					fmt.Println("You just purchased 1 bag of fenty!")
+					MashEnterKey()
+					i = 0
+				} else {
+					ClearScreen()
+					fmt.Println(red.Render("Get some money, broke-ass!"))
+					MashEnterKey()
+					i = 0
+				}
+			} else {
+				i = 0
+			}
+		} else if strings.ToUpper(choice) == "R" {
 			i = 1
-		case 6:
+			MainMachine()
-			fmt.Print("Enter your gender: ")
+		} else {
-			reader := bufio.NewReader(os.Stdin)
-			prompt, _ := reader.ReadString('\n')
-			prompt2 := strings.TrimRight(prompt, "\n")
-			fmt.Println("You are a", prompt2)
-			TransphobiaToggle = true
-			i = 1
-		default:
 			i = 0
 		}
 	}
 }
 
-func BryansOffice() {
+func ClockOut() {
-	ClearScreen()
-	choice := 0
-	for choice < 1 {
-		fmt.Println(lildickOffice)
-		fmt.Println("Your choice,")
-		fmt.Print(red(PlayerName), ">")
-		fmt.Scan(&choice)
-		if choice == 1 {
-			ClearScreen()
-			fmt.Println(lildickChoice1)
-			score = score + 100
-			MashEnterKey()
-		} else if choice == 2 {
-			ClearScreen()
-			fmt.Println(lildickChoice2)
-			score = score + 75
-			MashEnterKey()
-		} else {
-			choice = 0
-		}
-	}
-}
-
-func Heroine() {
-	ClearScreen()
-	choice := 0
-	for choice < 1 {
-		fmt.Println(heroine)
-		fmt.Println("Your choice,")
-		fmt.Print(red(PlayerName), ">")
-		fmt.Scan(&choice)
-		if choice == 1 {
-			if isRMSdead {
-				fmt.Println("Richard Stallman, our glorious leader, is dead. Heroine won't be effective.")
-				MashEnterKey()
-			} else {
-				chance := rand.IntN(100)
-				if chance < 20 {
-					fmt.Println(heroineChoice1)
-					MashEnterKey()
-					isRMShigh = true
-					score = score + 500
-				} else {
-					fmt.Println("Richard Stallman dodges your attempt and starts to scream and cry. \nHe runs into a closet and cuddles with his parrot.")
-					MashEnterKey()
-				}
-			}
-		} else if choice == 2 {
-			if isLXOdead {
-				fmt.Println("Alexandre Oliva is fucking dead. Heroine won't be effective.")
-				MashEnterKey()
-			} else {
-				chance := rand.IntN(100)
-				if chance < 50 {
-					fmt.Println(heroineChoice2)
-					MashEnterKey()
-					isLXOhigh = true
-					score = score + 100
-				} else {
-					fmt.Println("Alexandre Oliva dodges your attempt to give him a dose of heroine.")
-					MashEnterKey()
-				}
-			}
-		} else if choice == 3 {
-			if isESRdead {
-				fmt.Println("ESR is fucking dead. Heroine won't be effective.")
-				MashEnterKey()
-			} else {
-				chance := rand.IntN(100)
-				if chance < 50 {
-					fmt.Println(heroineChoice3)
-					MashEnterKey()
-					isESRhigh = true
-					score = score + 100
-				} else {
-					fmt.Println("ESR slaps the needle out of your hand.")
-					MashEnterKey()
-				}
-			}
-		} else {
-			choice = 0
-		}
-
-	}
-}
-
-func Cocaine() {
-	ClearScreen()
-	choice := 0
-	for choice < 1 {
-		fmt.Println(cocaine)
-		fmt.Println("Your choice,")
-		fmt.Print(red(PlayerName), ">")
-		fmt.Scan(&choice)
-		if choice == 1 {
-			if isRMSdead {
-				fmt.Println("Richard Stallman, our glorious leader, is dead. \nNot even cocaine can restart his heart at this point.")
-				MashEnterKey()
-				choice = 0
-			} else {
-				chance := rand.IntN(100)
-				if chance < 20 {
-					fmt.Println(cocaineChoice1)
-					MashEnterKey()
-					isRMShigh = true
-					score = score + 100
-					choice = 1
-				} else {
-					fmt.Println("Richard Stallman tells you that drugs are bad. \nNot because they are harmful to your body, but because the recipes are not GPLv3.")
-					MashEnterKey()
-				}
-			}
-		} else if choice == 2 {
-			if isLXOdead {
-				fmt.Println("Alexandre Oliva is fucking dead. \nYou sprinkle some of the cocaine on his corpse... It does nothing.")
-				MashEnterKey()
-				choice = 0
-			} else {
-				chance := rand.IntN(100)
-				if chance < 50 {
-					fmt.Println(cocaineChoice2)
-					MashEnterKey()
-					isLXOhigh = true
-					score = score + 50
-					choice = 1
-				} else {
-					fmt.Println("Alexandre Oliva casually avoids you when you pull out the bag. Shit!")
-					MashEnterKey()
-					choice = 1
-				}
-			}
-		} else if choice == 3 {
-			if isESRdead {
-				fmt.Println("ESR is fucking dead. Cocaine won't be effective.")
-				MashEnterKey()
-				choice = 0
-			} else {
-				chance := rand.IntN(100)
-				if chance < 40 {
-					fmt.Println(cocaineChoice3)
-					MashEnterKey()
-					isESRhigh = true
-					score = score + 75
-				} else {
-					fmt.Println("ESR slaps the bag of coke out of your hand, picks it up and throws it into the trash.")
-					fmt.Println("'You know that stuff was invented by the CIA right?'")
-					MashEnterKey()
-				}
-			}
-		} else {
-			choice = 0
-		}
-
-	}
-}
-
-func PunchNazi() {
 	choice := 0
 	ClearScreen()
+	fmt.Println(storyBorder.Render(wifey))
 	for choice < 1 {
-		fmt.Println(nazi)
 		fmt.Println("Your choice,")
-		fmt.Print(red(PlayerName), ">")
+		fmt.Print(green.Render(PlayerName), ">")
 		fmt.Scan(&choice)
-		if choice == 1 {
+		switch choice {
+		case 1:
 			chance := rand.IntN(100)
 			if chance < 50 {
-				fmt.Println(naziPunched)
+				ClearScreen()
-				score = score + 100
+				if cocaines < 1 {
-				MashEnterKey()
+					fmt.Println(red.Render("You pull out 1kg of cocaine and smash it open all over your face"))
+					cocaines = cocaines - 1
+					fmt.Println(red.Render("You shout 'COKE SLAM!'"))
+					fmt.Println(red.Render("You bust your wife right in the fucking face!"))
+					fmt.Println(red.Render("YARRRRR! (You don't know why you're a pirate now)"))
+					MashEnterKey()
+				} else {
+					fmt.Println(red.Render("You bust your wife right in the fucking face!"))
+				}
 			} else {
-				fmt.Println(naziMissed)
+				ClearScreen()
+				fmt.Println(red.Render("You try to bust your wife in the face but she dodges you and runs out the front door!"))
+				fmt.Println(red.Render("Oh well.. who is she gonna call bro?"))
 				MashEnterKey()
 			}
-		} else if choice == 2 {
+			choice = 1
-			fmt.Println("You don't have time for that piece of shit. You simply walk away.")
+		case 2:
-			MashEnterKey()
+			fmt.Println(border.Render(wifeyFucked))
-		} else {
+			fmt.Println("You successfully hate fucked your wife.")
-			choice = 0
-		}
-	}
-}
-
-func GroundZero() {
-	choice1 := 0
-	for choice1 < 1 {
-		ClearScreen()
-		fmt.Println(groundZero)
-		fmt.Println("Your choice,")
-		fmt.Print(red(PlayerName), ">")
-		fmt.Scan(&choice1)
-		if choice1 == 1 {
-			ClearScreen()
-			fmt.Println(groundZeroChoice1)
-			score = score + 100
 			fmt.Println()
-		} else if choice1 == 2 {
+			fmt.Println("She apologizes for the cold dinner while she wipes the semen and blood from her butthole.")
-			ClearScreen()
-			fmt.Println(groundzeroChoice2)
 			MashEnterKey()
-			ClearScreen()
+			choice = 1
-			chance := rand.IntN(100)
+		case 3:
-			if chance < 50 {
+			fmt.Println("You take some of your drugs. You are enjoying your life for once.")
-				fmt.Println(groundZeroChoice2A)
+			choice = 1
-				MashEnterKey()
+		default:
-			} else {
+			choice = 0
-				fmt.Println(groundZeroChoice2B1)
-				MashEnterKey()
-				ClearScreen()
-				fmt.Println(groundZeroChoice2B2)
-				isLXOdead = true
-				MashEnterKey()
-				score = score + 200
-				ClearScreen()
-			}
-		} else if choice1 == 3 {
-			ClearScreen()
-			fmt.Println(groundZeroChoice3)
-			MashEnterKey()
-			score = score + 50
-		} else if choice1 == 4 {
-			ClearScreen()
-			fmt.Println(groundZeroChoice4A)
-			MashEnterKey()
-			ClearScreen()
-			fmt.Println(groundZeroChoice4B)
-			MashEnterKey()
-			score = score + 75
-		} else {
-			choice1 = 0
 		}
 	}
 }
 
+func CheckStats() {
+	stats = "PLAYER STATS" + "\n\n" + "Name " + "\n" + PlayerName + "\n" + "Condoms: " + strconv.Itoa(condoms) + "\n" + "Money: $" + strconv.Itoa(money) + "\n" + "Whores:" + strconv.Itoa(whores) + "\n" + "Cocaine (1 gram bags): " + strconv.Itoa(cocaines) + "\n" + "Fentanyl (100/mg bags): " + strconv.Itoa(fentanyl) + "\n" + "LSD (tabs): " + strconv.Itoa(LSD) // builds the stats paragraph for the main screen
+}
+
+func CombatStats() {
+	if experience == 1000 {
+		level = 2
+	} else if experience == 4000 {
+		level = 3
+	} else if experience == 8000 {
+		level = 4
+	} else if experience == 25000 {
+		level = 5
+	} else if experience == 75000 {
+		level = 6
+	} else if experience == 120000 {
+		level = 7
+	} else if experience == 175000 {
+		level = 8
+	} else if experience == 250000 {
+		level = 9
+	} else if experience == 1000000 {
+		level = 10
+	} else {
+		fmt.Println()
+	}
+	statsCombat = "COMBAT STATS" + "\n\n" + "Name " + "\n" + PlayerName + "\n" + "Level :" + strconv.Itoa(level) + "\n" + "Money: $" + strconv.Itoa(money) + "\n" + "Experience :" + strconv.Itoa(experience) + "\n" + "Bum Fights Left: " + strconv.Itoa(bumfights) // builds Combat Stats
+}
+
+func MainMachine() {
+	ClearScreen()
+	i := 0
+	choice := ""
+	for i < 1 {
+		ScreenMachine()
+		fmt.Println("Your choice,")
+		fmt.Print(green.Render(PlayerName), ">")
+		fmt.Scan(&choice)
+		if strings.ToUpper(choice) == "H" {
+			HitTheStreets()
+			i = 1
+		} else if strings.ToUpper(choice) == "P" {
+			PropertyRoom()
+			i = 1
+		} else if strings.ToUpper(choice) == "B" {
+			breakRoom()
+			i = 1
+		} else if strings.ToUpper(choice) == "R" {
+			RedRoom()
+			i = 1
+		} else if strings.ToUpper(choice) == "D" {
+			DoctorsOffice()
+			i = 1
+		} else if strings.ToUpper(choice) == "G" {
+			ClockOut()
+			i = 1
+		} else {
+			i = 0
+		}
+	}
+}
+
+func ScreenMachine() {
+	CheckStats()
+	fmt.Println(border.Render("OPP Wars - Corruption"))
+	fmt.Println(lipgloss.JoinHorizontal(lipgloss.Top, border.Render(menu), statsStyle.Render(stats))) // makes a horizontal display joining two paras
+
+}
+
 func main() {
-	p := fmt.Println
+	officerStyle := lipgloss.NewStyle().Foreground(lipgloss.Color("0000FF"))
+	fmt.Println(border.Render("OPP Wars - Corruption"))
+	fmt.Println(officerStyle.Render(officers))
+	MashEnterKey()
 	ClearScreen()
-	fmt.Println(green(intro))
+	fmt.Println(border.Render("OPP Wars - Corruption"))
-	fmt.Println()
+	fmt.Println(storyBorder.Render(intro))
-	fmt.Println("Richard Stallman walks over to you. He starts doing a weird dance while he molests a parrot.")
+	fmt.Print("Enter your damned name, Constable: ")
-	fmt.Println()
-	fmt.Println("'Who the fuck are you? A Microsoft Spy?' he demands.")
-	fmt.Println()
-	fmt.Print("Enter your damned name: ")
 	reader := bufio.NewReader(os.Stdin)
 	prompt, _ := reader.ReadString('\n')
 	playerNameMaker := strings.Clone(prompt)
 	PlayerName = strings.TrimRight(playerNameMaker, "\n") // removes a trailing "Return" key that fucks everything up (i dont want the enter key IN the variable)
 	ClearScreen()
-	fmt.Println("Welcome to the ", red("Free Software Foundation!"))
+	MainMachine()
-	fmt.Println()
+
-	p(wordwrap.String("The year is 2028, our glorious leader, Dr. Richard Stallman, saved the Free Software Foundation from the brink of financial collapse.\n\nThe invention of a new form of nutritional yeast was discovered in his toes, and it is so powerful it can cure some forms of cancer.", 80))
-	fmt.Println()
-	fmt.Println("You are the latest recruit to enter the brand new FSF HQ.")
-	fmt.Println()
-	fmt.Println("You actually are a spy for Microsoft. Your mission is to take over the organization by any means necessary.")
-	fmt.Println()
-	StatusScreen()
-	fmt.Println()
-	fmt.Println("Are you ready for a GNU Dawn?")
-	fmt.Println()
-	MashEnterKey()
-	GenderSheet()
-	if TransphobiaToggle {
-		BryansOffice()
-	} else {
-	}
-	GroundZero()
-	Cocaine()
-	Heroine()
-	CheckStaff()
-	fmt.Println()
-	StatusScreen()
 }