Added more to game 😊

main.go

@@ -1,291 +1,449 @@
 package main
 
 import (
+	"bufio"
+	_ "embed"
 	"fmt"
 	"math/rand/v2"
 	"os"
 	"strconv"
 	"strings"
 
-	"bufio"
+	"github.com/mgutz/ansi"
-	_ "embed"
+	"github.com/muesli/reflow/wordwrap"
-
-	"github.com/charmbracelet/lipgloss"
 )
 
-//go:embed menu.txt
+var PlayerName string
-var menu string
+var TransphobiaToggle bool
+var rank = "Volunteer"
+var isRMSdead bool
+var isLXOdead bool
+var isESRdead bool
+var isRMShigh bool
+var isLXOhigh bool
+var isESRhigh bool
+var score int
+var pink = ansi.ColorFunc("magenta")
+var green = ansi.ColorFunc("green")
+var cyan = ansi.ColorFunc("cyan")
+var red = ansi.ColorFunc("red")
+var mashkey = ansi.ColorFunc("white+h:blue")
 
-//go:embed levels/wifey.txt
+//go:embed data/intro.txt
-var wifey string
-
-//go:embed levels/wife-fucked.txt
-var wifeyFucked string
-
-//go:embed officers.txt
-var officers string
-
-//go:embed intro.txt
 var intro string
 
-//go:embed levels/propertyRoom.txt
+//go:embed data/levels/lildick/lildickOffice.txt
-var propertyRoom string
+var lildickOffice string
 
-// other variables - keep these from mixing with above embed strigs - its a weird go thing
+//go:embed data/levels/lildick/choice1.txt
-var stats string
+var lildickChoice1 string
-var PlayerName string
-var condoms = 10
-var money = 1800
-var whores = 1
-var cocaines = 0
-var fentanyl = 0
-var oxies = 0
-var LSD = 0
 
-var border = lipgloss.NewStyle().
+//go:embed data/levels/lildick/choice2.txt
-	BorderStyle(lipgloss.NormalBorder()).
+var lildickChoice2 string
-	BorderForeground(lipgloss.Color("63"))
 
-var storyBorder = lipgloss.NewStyle().
+//go:embed data/genderSelection.txt
-	BorderStyle(lipgloss.NormalBorder()).
+var genderSelection string
-	Width(75).
-	BorderForeground(lipgloss.Color("228")).
-	BorderBackground(lipgloss.Color("#0000FF"))
 
-var statsStyle = lipgloss.NewStyle().
+//go:embed data/levels/heroine/heroine.txt
-	BorderStyle(lipgloss.NormalBorder()).
+var heroine string
-	Foreground(lipgloss.Color("#ffffffff ")).
-	Background(lipgloss.Color("#2a2a60ff"))
 
-var red = lipgloss.NewStyle().
+//go:embed data/levels/heroine/heroineChoice1.txt
-	Foreground(lipgloss.Color("#ffffffff ")).
+var heroineChoice1 string
-	Background(lipgloss.Color("#f20b0bff"))
 
-var green = lipgloss.NewStyle().
+//go:embed data/levels/heroine/heroineChoice2.txt
-	Foreground(lipgloss.Color("#18e60aff ")).
+var heroineChoice2 string
-	Background(lipgloss.Color("#55576aff"))
+
+//go:embed data/levels/heroine/heroineChoice3.txt
+var heroineChoice3 string
+
+//go:embed data/levels/cocaine/cocaine.txt
+var cocaine string
+
+//go:embed data/levels/cocaine/cocaineChoice1.txt
+var cocaineChoice1 string
+
+//go:embed data/levels/cocaine/cocaineChoice2.txt
+var cocaineChoice2 string
+
+//go:embed data/levels/cocaine/cocaineChoice3.txt
+var cocaineChoice3 string
+
+//go:embed data/levels/punchnazi/nazi.txt
+var nazi string
+
+//go:embed data/levels/punchnazi/naziMissed.txt
+var naziMissed string
+
+//go:embed data/levels/punchnazi/naziPunched.txt
+var naziPunched string
+
+//go:embed data/levels/groundZero/groundZero.txt
+var groundZero string
+
+//go:embed data/levels/groundZero/groundZeroChoice1.txt
+var groundZeroChoice1 string
+
+//go:embed data/levels/groundZero/groundZeroChoice2.txt
+var groundzeroChoice2 string
+
+//go:embed data/levels/groundZero/groundZeroChoice2A.txt
+var groundZeroChoice2A string
+
+//go:embed data/levels/groundZero/groundZeroChoice2B1.txt
+var groundZeroChoice2B1 string
+
+//go:embed data/levels/groundZero/groundZeroChoice2B2.txt
+var groundZeroChoice2B2 string
+
+//go:embed data/levels/groundZero/groundZeroChoice3.txt
+var groundZeroChoice3 string
+
+//go:embed data/levels/groundZero/groundZeroChoice4A.txt
+var groundZeroChoice4A string
+
+//go:embed data/levels/groundZero/groundZeroChoice4B.txt
+var groundZeroChoice4B string
 
 func ClearScreen() {
 	fmt.Print("\033[H\033[2J")
 }
 
 func MashEnterKey() {
-	fmt.Println(statsStyle.Render("Mash the 'Enter' key!"))
+	fmt.Println(mashkey("Mash the 'Enter' key!"))
 	bufio.NewReader(os.Stdin).ReadBytes('\n')
 }
 
-func breakRoom() {
+func CheckStaff() {
-	fmt.Println("Not Implemented")
+	if isRMSdead {
-	MainMachine()
+		fmt.Println("Richard... Stallman... is dead. Our glorious leader is dead...")
+	} else {
+		fmt.Println("Richard Stallman is doing a silly dance with his favourite parrot.")
+	}
+	if isLXOdead {
+		fmt.Println("Alexandre Oliva is baking cookies and muffins without an oven. Because he is in hell. Ding dong, Oliva is dead.")
+	} else {
+		fmt.Println("Alexandre Oliva is currently hanging out on Techrights IRC with nazis and hate speech activists.")
+	}
+	if isESRdead {
+		fmt.Println("Eric S. Raymond has died, and a team of government agents have absconded with his body.\nPerhaps he was right about the Illuminti?")
+	} else {
+		fmt.Println("Eric S.Raymond is hoarding guns and working on his latest manifesto. \nThis one ain't too much about software.")
+	}
+	if TransphobiaToggle {
+		fmt.Println("Bryan Lunduke wants to fuck you, but hes too busy masterbating to femboys.")
+	} else {
+	}
 }
 
-func doctorsRoom() {
+func StatusScreen() {
-	fmt.Println("Not Implemented")
+	fmt.Println("Your name is ", pink(PlayerName))
-	MainMachine()
+	fmt.Println("Your rank is ", cyan(rank))
+	s := strconv.Itoa(score)
+	fmt.Println("Your score is", green(s))
 }
 
-func hitTheStreets() {
+func GenderSheet() {
-	fmt.Println("Not Implemented")
-	MainMachine()
-}
-
-func PropertyRoom() {
 	ClearScreen()
+	gender := 0
 	i := 0
-	choice := ""
+	x := 0
 	for i < 1 {
-		fmt.Println(storyBorder.Render(propertyRoom))
+		fmt.Println(genderSelection)
-		fmt.Println("Your choice,")
+		fmt.Print(red(PlayerName), ">")
-		fmt.Print(green.Render(PlayerName), ">")
+		fmt.Scan(&gender)
-		fmt.Scan(&choice)
+		switch x {
-		if strings.ToUpper(choice) == "C" {
+		case 1, 2:
-			ClearScreen()
+			TransphobiaToggle = false
-			fmt.Println(border.Render("Cocaine Menu"))
-			fmt.Println("Price: ", red.Render("$1000 per gram."))
-			fmt.Println("Your cash: $", strconv.Itoa(money))
-			fmt.Println("")
-			fmt.Println("Buy one gram (Y/N)?")
-			cokePurchase := ""
-			fmt.Scan(&cokePurchase)
-			if strings.ToUpper(cokePurchase) == "Y" {
-				if money > 1000 {
-					cocaines = cocaines + 1
-					money = money - 1000
-					fmt.Println("You just purchased 1 gram of coke!")
-					MashEnterKey()
-					i = 0
-				} else {
-					fmt.Println(red.Render("Get some money, broke-ass!"))
-					MashEnterKey()
-					i = 0
-				}
-			} else {
-				i = 0
-			}
-		} else if strings.ToUpper(choice) == "L" {
-			ClearScreen()
-			fmt.Println(border.Render("LSD Menu"))
-			fmt.Println("Price: ", red.Render("$100 for five tabs."))
-			fmt.Println("Your cash: $", strconv.Itoa(money))
-			fmt.Println("")
-			fmt.Println("Buy six tabs (Y/N)?")
-			LSDPurchase := ""
-			fmt.Scan(&LSDPurchase)
-			if strings.ToUpper(LSDPurchase) == "Y" {
-				if money > 100 {
-					LSD = LSD + 5
-					money = money - 100
-					fmt.Println("You just purchased 5 tabs of LSD!")
-					MashEnterKey()
-					i = 0
-				} else {
-					fmt.Println(red.Render("Get some money, broke-ass!"))
-					MashEnterKey()
-					i = 0
-				}
-			} else {
-				i = 0
-			}
-		} else if strings.ToUpper(choice) == "F" {
-			ClearScreen()
-			fmt.Println(border.Render("Fentanyl Menu"))
-			fmt.Println("Price: ", red.Render("$500 per hundred milligrams."))
-			fmt.Println("Your cash: $", strconv.Itoa(money))
-			fmt.Println("")
-			fmt.Println("Buy 100 milligrams (Y/N)?")
-			fentyPurchase := ""
-			fmt.Scan(&fentyPurchase)
-			if strings.ToUpper(fentyPurchase) == "Y" {
-				if money > 500 {
-					fentanyl = fentanyl + 1
-					money = money - 500
-					fmt.Println("You just purchased 1 bag of fenty!")
-					MashEnterKey()
-					i = 0
-				} else {
-					fmt.Println(red.Render("Get some money, broke-ass!"))
-					MashEnterKey()
-					i = 0
-				}
-			} else {
-				i = 0
-			}
-		} else if strings.ToUpper(choice) == "R" {
 			i = 1
-			MainMachine()
+		case 3, 4, 5:
-		} else {
+			TransphobiaToggle = true
+			i = 1
+		case 6:
+			fmt.Print("Enter your gender: ")
+			reader := bufio.NewReader(os.Stdin)
+			prompt, _ := reader.ReadString('\n')
+			prompt2 := strings.TrimRight(prompt, "\n")
+			fmt.Println("You are a", prompt2)
+			TransphobiaToggle = true
+			i = 1
+		default:
 			i = 0
 		}
 	}
 }
 
-func redRoom() {
+func BryansOffice() {
-	fmt.Println("Not Implemented")
+	ClearScreen()
-	MainMachine()
-}
-
-func ClockOut() {
 	choice := 0
-	ClearScreen()
-	fmt.Println(storyBorder.Render(wifey))
 	for choice < 1 {
+		fmt.Println(lildickOffice)
 		fmt.Println("Your choice,")
-		fmt.Print(green.Render(PlayerName), ">")
+		fmt.Print(red(PlayerName), ">")
 		fmt.Scan(&choice)
-		switch choice {
+		if choice == 1 {
-		case 1:
-			chance := rand.IntN(100)
-			if chance < 50 {
 			ClearScreen()
-				if cocaines < 1 {
+			fmt.Println(lildickChoice1)
-					fmt.Println(red.Render("You pull out 1kg of cocaine and smash it open all over your face"))
+			score = score + 100
-					cocaines = cocaines - 1
+			MashEnterKey()
-					fmt.Println(red.Render("You shout 'COKE SLAM!'"))
+		} else if choice == 2 {
-					fmt.Println(red.Render("You bust your wife right in the fucking face!"))
+			ClearScreen()
-					fmt.Println(red.Render("YARRRRR! (You don't know why you're a pirate now)"))
+			fmt.Println(lildickChoice2)
+			score = score + 75
 			MashEnterKey()
 		} else {
-					fmt.Println(red.Render("You bust your wife right in the fucking face!"))
-				}
-			} else {
-				ClearScreen()
-				fmt.Println(red.Render("You try to bust your wife in the face but she dodges you and runs out the front door!"))
-				fmt.Println(red.Render("Oh well.. who is she gonna call bro?"))
-				MashEnterKey()
-			}
-			choice = 1
-		case 2:
-			fmt.Println(border.Render(wifeyFucked))
-			fmt.Println("You fuck your wife like one of your dirty whores!")
-			MashEnterKey()
-			choice = 1
-		case 3:
-			fmt.Println("You take some of your drugs. You are enjoying your life for once.")
-			choice = 1
-		default:
 			choice = 0
 		}
 	}
 }
 
-func CheckStats() {
+func Heroine() {
-	stats = "PLAYER STATS" + "\n\n" + "Name " + "\n" + PlayerName + "\n" + "Condoms: " + strconv.Itoa(condoms) + "\n" + "Money: $" + strconv.Itoa(money) + "\n" + "Whores:" + strconv.Itoa(whores) + "\n" + "Cocaine (1 gram bags): " + strconv.Itoa(cocaines) + "\n" + "Fentanyl (100/mg bags): " + strconv.Itoa(fentanyl) + "\n" + "Oxycodone (pills): " + strconv.Itoa(oxies) + "\n" + "LSD (tabs): " + strconv.Itoa(LSD) // builds the stats paragraph for the main screen
-}
-
-func MainMachine() {
 	ClearScreen()
-	i := 0
+	choice := 0
-	choice := ""
+	for choice < 1 {
-	for i < 1 {
+		fmt.Println(heroine)
-		ScreenMachine()
 		fmt.Println("Your choice,")
-		fmt.Print(green.Render(PlayerName), ">")
+		fmt.Print(red(PlayerName), ">")
 		fmt.Scan(&choice)
-		if strings.ToUpper(choice) == "H" {
+		if choice == 1 {
-			hitTheStreets()
+			if isRMSdead {
-			i = 1
+				fmt.Println("Richard Stallman, our glorious leader, is dead. Heroine won't be effective.")
-		} else if strings.ToUpper(choice) == "P" {
+				MashEnterKey()
-			PropertyRoom()
-			i = 1
-		} else if strings.ToUpper(choice) == "B" {
-			breakRoom()
-			i = 1
-		} else if strings.ToUpper(choice) == "R" {
-			redRoom()
-			i = 1
-		} else if strings.ToUpper(choice) == "D" {
-			doctorsRoom()
-			i = 1
-		} else if strings.ToUpper(choice) == "G" {
-			ClockOut()
-			i = 1
 			} else {
-			i = 0
+				chance := rand.IntN(100)
+				if chance < 20 {
+					fmt.Println(heroineChoice1)
+					MashEnterKey()
+					isRMShigh = true
+					score = score + 500
+				} else {
+					fmt.Println("Richard Stallman dodges your attempt and starts to scream and cry. \nHe runs into a closet and cuddles with his parrot.")
+					MashEnterKey()
+				}
+			}
+		} else if choice == 2 {
+			if isLXOdead {
+				fmt.Println("Alexandre Oliva is fucking dead. Heroine won't be effective.")
+				MashEnterKey()
+			} else {
+				chance := rand.IntN(100)
+				if chance < 50 {
+					fmt.Println(heroineChoice2)
+					MashEnterKey()
+					isLXOhigh = true
+					score = score + 100
+				} else {
+					fmt.Println("Alexandre Oliva dodges your attempt to give him a dose of heroine.")
+					MashEnterKey()
+				}
+			}
+		} else if choice == 3 {
+			if isESRdead {
+				fmt.Println("ESR is fucking dead. Heroine won't be effective.")
+				MashEnterKey()
+			} else {
+				chance := rand.IntN(100)
+				if chance < 50 {
+					fmt.Println(heroineChoice3)
+					MashEnterKey()
+					isESRhigh = true
+					score = score + 100
+				} else {
+					fmt.Println("ESR slaps the needle out of your hand.")
+					MashEnterKey()
+				}
+			}
+		} else {
+			choice = 0
+		}
+
+	}
+}
+
+func Cocaine() {
+	ClearScreen()
+	choice := 0
+	for choice < 1 {
+		fmt.Println(cocaine)
+		fmt.Println("Your choice,")
+		fmt.Print(red(PlayerName), ">")
+		fmt.Scan(&choice)
+		if choice == 1 {
+			if isRMSdead {
+				fmt.Println("Richard Stallman, our glorious leader, is dead. \nNot even cocaine can restart his heart at this point.")
+				MashEnterKey()
+				choice = 0
+			} else {
+				chance := rand.IntN(100)
+				if chance < 20 {
+					fmt.Println(cocaineChoice1)
+					MashEnterKey()
+					isRMShigh = true
+					score = score + 100
+					choice = 1
+				} else {
+					fmt.Println("Richard Stallman tells you that drugs are bad. \nNot because they are harmful to your body, but because the recipes are not GPLv3.")
+					MashEnterKey()
+				}
+			}
+		} else if choice == 2 {
+			if isLXOdead {
+				fmt.Println("Alexandre Oliva is fucking dead. \nYou sprinkle some of the cocaine on his corpse... It does nothing.")
+				MashEnterKey()
+				choice = 0
+			} else {
+				chance := rand.IntN(100)
+				if chance < 50 {
+					fmt.Println(cocaineChoice2)
+					MashEnterKey()
+					isLXOhigh = true
+					score = score + 50
+					choice = 1
+				} else {
+					fmt.Println("Alexandre Oliva casually avoids you when you pull out the bag. Shit!")
+					MashEnterKey()
+					choice = 1
+				}
+			}
+		} else if choice == 3 {
+			if isESRdead {
+				fmt.Println("ESR is fucking dead. Cocaine won't be effective.")
+				MashEnterKey()
+				choice = 0
+			} else {
+				chance := rand.IntN(100)
+				if chance < 40 {
+					fmt.Println(cocaineChoice3)
+					MashEnterKey()
+					isESRhigh = true
+					score = score + 75
+				} else {
+					fmt.Println("ESR slaps the bag of coke out of your hand, picks it up and throws it into the trash.")
+					fmt.Println("'You know that stuff was invented by the CIA right?'")
+					MashEnterKey()
+				}
+			}
+		} else {
+			choice = 0
+		}
+
+	}
+}
+
+func PunchNazi() {
+	choice := 0
+	ClearScreen()
+	for choice < 1 {
+		fmt.Println(nazi)
+		fmt.Println("Your choice,")
+		fmt.Print(red(PlayerName), ">")
+		fmt.Scan(&choice)
+		if choice == 1 {
+			chance := rand.IntN(100)
+			if chance < 50 {
+				fmt.Println(naziPunched)
+				score = score + 100
+				MashEnterKey()
+			} else {
+				fmt.Println(naziMissed)
+				MashEnterKey()
+			}
+		} else if choice == 2 {
+			fmt.Println("You don't have time for that piece of shit. You simply walk away.")
+			MashEnterKey()
+		} else {
+			choice = 0
 		}
 	}
 }
 
-func ScreenMachine() {
+func GroundZero() {
-	CheckStats()
+	choice1 := 0
-	fmt.Println(border.Render("OPP Wars - Corruption"))
+	for choice1 < 1 {
-	fmt.Println(lipgloss.JoinHorizontal(lipgloss.Top, border.Render(menu), statsStyle.Render(stats))) // makes a horizontal display joining two paras
+		ClearScreen()
-
+		fmt.Println(groundZero)
+		fmt.Println("Your choice,")
+		fmt.Print(red(PlayerName), ">")
+		fmt.Scan(&choice1)
+		if choice1 == 1 {
+			ClearScreen()
+			fmt.Println(groundZeroChoice1)
+			score = score + 100
+			fmt.Println()
+		} else if choice1 == 2 {
+			ClearScreen()
+			fmt.Println(groundzeroChoice2)
+			MashEnterKey()
+			ClearScreen()
+			chance := rand.IntN(100)
+			if chance < 50 {
+				fmt.Println(groundZeroChoice2A)
+				MashEnterKey()
+			} else {
+				fmt.Println(groundZeroChoice2B1)
+				MashEnterKey()
+				ClearScreen()
+				fmt.Println(groundZeroChoice2B2)
+				isLXOdead = true
+				MashEnterKey()
+				score = score + 200
+				ClearScreen()
+			}
+		} else if choice1 == 3 {
+			ClearScreen()
+			fmt.Println(groundZeroChoice3)
+			MashEnterKey()
+			score = score + 50
+		} else if choice1 == 4 {
+			ClearScreen()
+			fmt.Println(groundZeroChoice4A)
+			MashEnterKey()
+			ClearScreen()
+			fmt.Println(groundZeroChoice4B)
+			MashEnterKey()
+			score = score + 75
+		} else {
+			choice1 = 0
+		}
+	}
 }
 
 func main() {
-	officerStyle := lipgloss.NewStyle().Foreground(lipgloss.Color("0000FF"))
+	p := fmt.Println
-	fmt.Println(border.Render("OPP Wars - Corruption"))
-	fmt.Println(officerStyle.Render(officers))
-	MashEnterKey()
 	ClearScreen()
-	fmt.Println(border.Render("OPP Wars - Corruption"))
+	fmt.Println(green(intro))
-	fmt.Println(storyBorder.Render(intro))
+	fmt.Println()
-	fmt.Print("Enter your damned name, Constable: ")
+	fmt.Println("Richard Stallman walks over to you. He starts doing a weird dance while he molests a parrot.")
+	fmt.Println()
+	fmt.Println("'Who the fuck are you? A Microsoft Spy?' he demands.")
+	fmt.Println()
+	fmt.Print("Enter your damned name: ")
 	reader := bufio.NewReader(os.Stdin)
 	prompt, _ := reader.ReadString('\n')
 	playerNameMaker := strings.Clone(prompt)
 	PlayerName = strings.TrimRight(playerNameMaker, "\n") // removes a trailing "Return" key that fucks everything up (i dont want the enter key IN the variable)
 	ClearScreen()
-	MainMachine()
+	fmt.Println("Welcome to the ", red("Free Software Foundation!"))
-
+	fmt.Println()
+	p(wordwrap.String("The year is 2028, our glorious leader, Dr. Richard Stallman, saved the Free Software Foundation from the brink of financial collapse.\n\nThe invention of a new form of nutritional yeast was discovered in his toes, and it is so powerful it can cure some forms of cancer.", 80))
+	fmt.Println()
+	fmt.Println("You are the latest recruit to enter the brand new FSF HQ.")
+	fmt.Println()
+	fmt.Println("You actually are a spy for Microsoft. Your mission is to take over the organization by any means necessary.")
+	fmt.Println()
+	StatusScreen()
+	fmt.Println()
+	fmt.Println("Are you ready for a GNU Dawn?")
+	fmt.Println()
+	MashEnterKey()
+	GenderSheet()
+	if TransphobiaToggle {
+		BryansOffice()
+	} else {
+	}
+	GroundZero()
+	Cocaine()
+	Heroine()
+	CheckStaff()
+	fmt.Println()
+	StatusScreen()
 }