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Richard Stallman invites you to a Free Software party at the new HQ!
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You barely make it past the wall of body odor as a bunch of 40 year old virgins are dressed in authentic vintage clothing and are sporting neckbeards.
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Alexandre Oliva enters the room while rolling a tire full of nitrous oxide.
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"We're having a laughing gas party!" he says.
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What do you do?
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1) Take a hit of nitrous.
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2) Replace tire of nitrous with a tire of mustard gas.
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3) Call the cops.
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4) Suggest ketamine instead.
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