Richard Stallman invites you to a Free Software party at the new HQ!

You barely make it past the wall of body odor as a bunch of 40 year old virgins are dressed in authentic vintage clothing and are sporting neckbeards.

Alexandre Oliva enters the room while rolling a tire full of nitrous oxide.

"We're having a laughing gas party!" he says.

What do you do?

1) Take a hit of nitrous.
2) Replace tire of nitrous with a tire of mustard gas.
3) Call the cops.
4) Suggest ketamine instead.