You decide to try and diffuse the tension by making a penis joke at Bryan Lunduke's expense.

'Hey, I've heard that men like you need to use a magnifying glass to find their own dicks,' you say with a smile.

Bryan Lunduke's face turns beet red with rage. 'How dare you!' he spits out. 'I'll have you know, I'm a respected member of the Trump Administration!'

He leans forward, his eyes blazing with anger. 'You're just trying to distract me from the real issue at hand - your own incompetence as a woke libtard!'

The air in the room seems to thicken with tension as Bryan Lunduke's face gets redder and redder.

You know, I've always wondered,' you continue, trying to keep from laughing, 'what kind of dildos your wife must use to finish herself off with after a sad session with you.'

Bryan Lunduke's expression doesn't change, but his eyes seem to flicker with anger. He takes a deep breath and tries to compose himself.

'Get out of my office!'