You take some cocaine out of the bag and put some of that fantastic powder onto a mirror. 

You setup a line for LXO, he rolls up a dollar bill and snorts the line.

'This is teh shit' he says.

For the next hour an a half... LXO rambles about Free Software while harassing the Libreboot project over its name.

'Bruh, the only true free computer is your mind maaaaaaan' he says.

LXO is tripping.