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You decide to try and diffuse the tension by making a penis joke at Bryan Lunduke's expense.
'Hey, I've heard that men like you need to use a magnifying glass to find their own dicks,' you say with a smile.
Bryan Lunduke's face turns beet red with rage. 'How dare you!' he spits out. 'I'll have you know, I'm a respected member of the Trump Administration!'
He leans forward, his eyes blazing with anger. 'You're just trying to distract me from the real issue at hand - your own incompetence as a woke libtard!'
The air in the room seems to thicken with tension as Bryan Lunduke's face gets redder and redder.
You know, I've always wondered,' you continue, trying to keep from laughing, 'what kind of dildos your wife must use to finish herself off with after a sad session with you.'
Bryan Lunduke's expression doesn't change, but his eyes seem to flicker with anger. He takes a deep breath and tries to compose himself.
'Get out of my office!'

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You decide to try and flirt with Bryan Lunduke, hoping to catch him off guard. 'So, Bryan,' you say with a smile, 'I've heard that the best way to get ahead in this organization is to kiss up to the right people.'
Bryan Lunduke's expression doesn't change, but his eyes seem to flicker with interest. 'Ah, yes,' he says dryly. 'That's certainly true. But I'm afraid I'm not interested in someone so mentally ill - least of all someone as...'
The air in the room seems to vibrate with tension as Bryan Lunduke's gaze lingers on yours.
'Can you send nudes? My e-mail is bryan@lildick.com'
You leave the office.

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You stand before the nondescript door, labeled 'Bryan Lunduke, Director of Anti-DEI' in Comic Sans.
The air around you seems to thicken with unease as you reach out and turn the handle.
A faint whiff of stale cigarettes wafts out, mingling with the scent of yesterday's coffee.
'Ah, you must be the new volunteer,' he says, his voice dripping with sarcasm.
He leans back in his chair, steepling his fingers together in a gesture that's more about concealing his hands than showing any sign of interest.
'So, I hear you're here to discuss the new Trump mandated Anti-DEI department,' he says, a hint of venom creeping into his voice.
'Yes, well, because of that I wanted you to know that you're a mentally ill weirdo.'
'How big is it? Oh... nevermind'
1) Make a sexist joke at his expense
2) Flirt with him