VSCodium suggestions

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Matthew Garrett runs up to you with a huge grin...
'Use this giant bag of cocaine to get them high! Cocaine is cruise control for cool.'
Who do you want to share this generous portion of COCAINE with?
1) Richard Stallman
2) Alexandre Oliva
3) Eric S. Raymond

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You take some cocaine out of the bag and put some of that fantastic powder onto a mirror. You setup a line for Richard, but he grabs the bag out of your hand.
'That line is for you, THIS one is for me!' he yells.
RMS shoves his head in the bag of cocaine and starts inhaling like Kirby from a Nintendo game.
What a fucking hog!

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You take some cocaine out of the bag and put some of that fantastic powder onto a mirror.
You setup a line for LXO, he rolls up a dollar bill and snorts the line.
'This is teh shit' he says.
For the next hour an a half... LXO rambles about Free Software while harassing the Libreboot project over its name.
'Bruh, the only true free computer is your mind maaaaaaan' he says.
LXO is tripping.

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You take some cocaine out of the bag and try to put some of that fantastic powder onto a mirror but ESR stops you.
"Let me show you a little trick! It's time for a software update!" he says.
ESR grabs you by the hand and brings you into the FSF HQ kitchen and starts going through the cupboards.
'Aha! Here it is!' he says.
'Baking soda! We're gonna turn that cocaine into crack!'
After the two of you make crack, he pulls out a pipe. He starts smoking the crack.
ESR IS FUCKED UP ON CRACK!
ESR is now paranoid, he is checking the room for surveillance equipment.