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Matthew Garrett runs up to you with a huge grin...
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'Use this giant bag of cocaine to get them high! Cocaine is cruise control for cool.'
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Who do you want to share this generous portion of COCAINE with?
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1) Richard Stallman
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2) Alexandre Oliva
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3) Eric S. Raymond
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You take some cocaine out of the bag and put some of that fantastic powder onto a mirror. You setup a line for Richard, but he grabs the bag out of your hand.
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'That line is for you, THIS one is for me!' he yells.
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RMS shoves his head in the bag of cocaine and starts inhaling like Kirby from a Nintendo game.
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What a fucking hog!
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You take some cocaine out of the bag and put some of that fantastic powder onto a mirror.
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You setup a line for LXO, he rolls up a dollar bill and snorts the line.
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'This is teh shit' he says.
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For the next hour an a half... LXO rambles about Free Software while harassing the Libreboot project over its name.
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'Bruh, the only true free computer is your mind maaaaaaan' he says.
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LXO is tripping.
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You take some cocaine out of the bag and try to put some of that fantastic powder onto a mirror but ESR stops you.
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"Let me show you a little trick! It's time for a software update!" he says.
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ESR grabs you by the hand and brings you into the FSF HQ kitchen and starts going through the cupboards.
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'Aha! Here it is!' he says.
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'Baking soda! We're gonna turn that cocaine into crack!'
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After the two of you make crack, he pulls out a pipe. He starts smoking the crack.
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ESR IS FUCKED UP ON CRACK!
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ESR is now paranoid, he is checking the room for surveillance equipment.
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